Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.

My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!

by Daniyo January 28, 2021

Jason

A big nosed fuck with blue hair

Ethan:howl Jason

Jason: aye mate

Ethan: you’ve got an enourmous nose and blue hair ya granny basher

Jason: I know, thank you my king

by King of all kings November 27, 2018

Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit

no one likes you jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms

“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms

by Jason Chode Roberts November 12, 2019

Jason

He's someone who is very charismatic. He sometimes stutters a lot though. He shows love but sometimes too much to the point of playing around with girls. Jason is also very cool

Whos that cool guy over there?

Oh thats jason, dont get played

by hippomoppo August 3, 2023

dot jason

A programming slang for a .json file format. It is frequently pronounced as "dot jay-sun", instead of "dot jay ess oh en". Sort of like how some maniacs pronounce GIF as "gee eye eff".

I put the data in a dot jason file.

by Cheespeasa October 30, 2022