Jump

verb
gerund or present participle: jumping
1.
push oneself off a surface and into the air by using the muscles in one's legs and feet.
"the cat jumped off his lap"
2. To intentionally get a head start on a drag race to get the upper hand ( cheat )

Two cars are seen lining up to drag race when one car unexpectedly takes off before the other car, Tom says, did you see that guy “jump” , “ yes replies Jeff, what a homosexual !”

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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

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Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

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She needs to jump and recognize

Slang that gay men use to let everyone know that they love the cock and not vagina.

Bro! That chick over there just asked me for my digits, She needs to jump and recognize.

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jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone

Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(

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