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Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying
Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it
by really! August 18, 2009
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Internet Explorer

The page cannot be displayed

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web
site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need
to adjust your browser settings.

Please try the following:

o Click the Refresh button, or try again later

o If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make

sure that it is spelled correctly.

oTo check your connection settings, click the Tools menu,

and then click Internet Options. On the Connections

tab, click Settings. The settings should not match those

provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or

Internet service provider (ISP).

o If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft

Windows can examine your network and automatically

discover network connection settings.

If you would like Windows to try and discover them,

click Detect Network Settings

o Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the

Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to

determine what strength security you have installed.

o If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your

Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and

then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll

to the Security section and check settings for SLL 2.0, SSL

3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.

o Click the Back button to try another link.

o Get a browser that actually works.
Dude, you use Internet Explorer? What a loser.
by chEs778 February 9, 2020
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Internet Guy

A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.
Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017
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internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020
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garbage internet

dang you lagged out again, you’ve got such garbage internet
by drdangerousgamin February 27, 2018
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Internet Local

Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".
Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”
by catherinegrace1 January 16, 2019
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internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.
A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011
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