iPoo

Used to describe a person is shitting or pooping.

Excuse me, can I go to the toilet? I really need to iPoo.

by ykz99 May 7, 2019

iPer

(Of children) A state of hyper-osity bordering so dangerously on mutiny, chaos, and/or anarchy, such that the only logical solution would be screen time, preferably of the iPad variety.

A lad of 8 in the 21st century, Voltaire Biscotti often entered into such an iPer state that his stay-at-home father had no choice but to hand him the iPad. Ah, one might say a vicious cycle was born.

by Bobnardo DaVinci September 14, 2019

ipdc

I probably don’t care. For when you’re not sure if you’re gonna care so you wanna play it safe. Similar to idc

Girl: you mind if I ask you a question

Boy: ipdc
Girl: how big is your dick

by pp goose September 26, 2019

IPMDIABOD

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

IPMDIABOD

by Jskaiii December 9, 2019

ipohmm

stands for
“in progress of hating myself more”
usually used if you hate yourself like how i use it
-camila

“yo dude i’m ipohmm”
“what does the mean bro?”
“oh it means ‘in progress of hating myself more’ because it’s that stage”

by jjvalenta February 10, 2020

iPad

A device made by Apple computers on April 13, 2010. It is sort of a much better successor to Apple's MessagePad in 1993. Its form factor is a tablet, and tablets are sort of like a much bigger, functional phone. It's newest current model today (in 2020) is the iPad pro.

Person 1: Have you seen the new iPad?

Person 2: Sure have, but it's overpriced.

by Nebulon38 March 17, 2020

ipp

the best person in the friendship group

i’n the ipp in our group

by tiktokbabyyyy123 June 1, 2020