goose

a birb that is known to cause mass mayhem

fear the goose or b u r n

by smokingquack May 24, 2021

The Great goose believers

People who are believed to belong to ancient goose's cul-... religion.
They have weaponized tank named "parade platform" which was named like that to pass legal matters easily.
There is no one on the list of believers.

Do you believe in The Great goose believers??

by Toahy March 24, 2021

Goose

When someone coughs and you can’t say bless you/excuse you, but the silence is awkward. Stems from a joke form of gesundheit, as well as coughs sounding like a quack (duck, duck, ‘goose’)

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Goose
Person 1: Thanks

by TealGroup April 8, 2022

Goosing

a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger

"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted

a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it

by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024

GOOSE PENUS

When the GOOSE PENUS card is used. *ur done*

Discord Moderator 666: Take THIS! I'll use GOOSE PENUS.

12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO

by Naoto is my waifu uwu n dat February 4, 2024

Goose

A legend of the art in throwing partys, boozing, smoking weed, growing weed, and a mastermind of being a G

Guy 1: “Who’s that?”

Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”

Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”

All: “Steez”

by Racecar backwards is racecaR November 23, 2021

Goose

Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration

Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?

Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her

Matt: oh wow

Me:yeah he’s sick

Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though

by Jordowski June 14, 2020