girlfriend

something you will never get
trust me.

Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: yeah right.
Person 3: stop the cap bro

by nonexistantladder April 07, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you will never have loser!😁

Boy1.” When will I get a girlfriend?”
Boy2.”never cuz ur are a loser”

by Urmum!😌 December 11, 2021

Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.

Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving

by K0EK November 22, 2019

Girlfriend

That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.

Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog

No Ryan that was my girlfriend

by Kipav September 20, 2021

girlfriend

A good reason one gets bullied for

"Guess who's got a girlfriend?"

"Leave me alone asshole"

by fc2078 January 20, 2021

Girlfriend

The thing that speaks all the day, and make yo balls and wallet empty

You fucked wit yo dad's girlfriend ?

by YourDadCameBackFromTheGroceryS November 28, 2021

girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022