friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021

friend magnet

A person who attracts people so you can make easy friends.

Im bad at making friends i wish i had a friend magnet

by Friend magnet February 28, 2021

friend code

the thing that Nintendo Switch users hate

FUCK FRIEND CODES CAN'T NINTENDO JUST USE USERNAMES

by ceo of sex March 7, 2021

Friend of Epstein

A way that Nonces can identify each other without outing themselves to the general public.

Andrew: "Hey whats going on down in this basement"
Ghislane: "Don't worry i'm a Friend of Epstein"
Andrew: "Lol me too, lets nonce this child."

by Donaldinho_iswot March 11, 2021

Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.

Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna

by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021

friend who sends ranboo emojis on discord

That one person who sends ranboo emojis on discord a lot.

Me: bro that one person that’s my friend is totally a friend who sends ranboo emojis on discord

by PuddlePerson July 19, 2021

friend break

When you are having trouble dealing with your friends and your don't want to punch them in the face.

Shakira and Eve are taking a friend break.

by ChopoPork July 31, 2021