fist a guy friday

when you have had a long day and you go crack a cold one and just wanna fist your buddy/friend

come on caden let me do it it’s “fist a guy friday”

by gang member 69 November 2, 2023

fisting bottom

it's when you fist someone and they are also a bottom

"yo mark from the party is a fisting bottom apparently"

by bigfatglizzy November 3, 2023

Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!

I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!

by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023

fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.

"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"

by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024

Fist Babies

Noun. The product of male masterbation.

After going through the Swimsuit Edition, I had to make a few fist babies to calm myself.

by TheMando2023 April 14, 2023

the fist of nazareth

When a man has ejaculated twice and is soft, and they're partner sticks their fist in their ass and they get hard for the third time

My girlfriend shoved her fist up my ass last night and said "he is risen" I think she gave me the fist of nazareth

by Silver Kestrel April 16, 2023