Feelings

A poison used for medieval torture.

"Jamie, jet your lazy ass off the court!"
"Wow, that hurt my non-existent feelings!"

by Ya know what idc September 10, 2020

glitching feelings

When someone’s feelings keep changing that it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what they’re feeling // past experiences may factor in its not just what’s happening in the moment

Her mother had hurt her so much that she has glitching feelings anytime her mother does something nice

by Yellow crocs September 13, 2020

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨

✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"

"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨

by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020

No feelings October

Girls can’t catch feelings for guys

Girl 1:Did you see jack hes sooooo hot

Girl 2: You just lost no feelings October

by Pussyman16363 October 2, 2020

feeling a bit how you doin aye

Feel ill , hungover , FUCKED

Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."

by Mr. Repair Man October 9, 2020

Lyrical Feeling

when at the casino with your mate u will suddenly have a feeling off your number coming up on the roullete wheel.

this would be called a lyrical feeling

oh give me your chips i have a lyrical feeling num 11 going to come up

by gambler69 September 21, 2012