February 14

the day after guys ask our girls they hate just to break there hearts in Valentine’s Day

Mikey:hey I like you
Cali:ok....
Mikey:want to date me:
Cali:sure
NEXT DAY AKA FEBRUARY 14
Cali:hey it’s Valentine’s Day
Mikey:yeah about that...
Cali:...
Mikey:IT WAS A PRANK!!!!! I NEVER LIKED YOU!!!!!!
Cali:your joking
Mikey:NOPE
CALI:😤😤😤😤😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯🤯😡🥶🥶🥶🥺🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧🤧

by Pokeymerch.com February 13, 2020

February 5

Its Bruno and Eva's 4 month anniversary!!!

Its their anniversary, February 5!!

by BigBalls11128856 October 15, 2019

february 29th

the day where all unfaithfulness is legal

guy 1: yo it’s february 29th we can cheat on our girls today

guy 2: heck yeah

by OHAYOOOOO October 25, 2019

February 6th

If you was born on this day you’re a little shit with a foot fetish and has a fat wanker crush on their best mate

EWWWW!Look at that crusty bish she must have been born on February 6th

by Peterfile June 10, 2020

February 19

National send nudes to your boyfriend day!

Julie: Jimmy why’re you asking for nudes?
Jimmy: It’s February 19!

by TheLaughingNarwhal February 19, 2020

February 1st

Slap your friends ass day

Oh it’s February 1st I have to go slap my friends butt

by February 1st January 31, 2020

February 28

Suck your dick day!

Rick: Hey bro!

Jack:Sup

Rick: Jack I don’t like February 28

Jack: Why

Rick: is suck your dick day.

by Arfanxoakif October 18, 2019