Post Mate’l Depression 

The next day after a massive night with the lads

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.

Post Mate’l Depression by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023

Post Kimcert Depression

The feeling you have once you leave a Kim Dracula concert often one of sadness, longing, and depression.

Leaving the concert has given me post kimcert depression.

I miss seeing Kim in concert. I have pkd, post kimcert depression.

Post Kimcert Depression by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

Depression 

Depression is the feeling you get deep down inside when you hear the music of Justin Beiber, One Direction, Selena Gomez, Demi Lavato, Miley Cyrus, Big Time Rush, and other very popular singers who most people think are good but SUCK!!

Stages Of Depression:

Normal Person- :D
Belieber- OMG!!! BABY BABY BABY EWWWWW!!!!!!
Normal Person- :(
Directioner- HARRY STYLES YOUR HAIR IS FLUFFY!! <3
Normal Person- :'C
Lovatics- SHES SO STRONG!! like a....SKYSCRAPPER (sob)
Normal Person- :l
Selenator- shes a singing wizard..WITH A PLAN... I LOVE HER LIKE A LOVE SONG!!!
Normal Person- >:|
Idiots with Cyrus Virus- SHES GETTING MARRIED!! ITS A PARTY IN THE USA!!
Normal Person- D:<
Rushers- IM BIG TIME IN LOVE WITH THEM!!
Normal Person- ITS TO MUCH!!*BOOM* Xl

Depression by PersonWhoHatesBadSingers :) July 7, 2012

Depression Whore

Those types of people who are "sad" and "depressed" and play the ukelele and sing in the most monotone voice possible on YouTube for views, attention, and ad revenue. You know, that type of person who every time they open their mouth it's something to do with darkness and their (obviously fake) depression.

"Ugh, that girl is SUCH a depression whore. All she ever talks about is how her life sucks and no one loves her. But it is SO obvious that she is just doing it for attention!"

"Can you stop being a depression whore, Molly? Seriously, NO ONE is buying your fake depression and edgy comments."

Depression Whore by razzberryroyal February 25, 2019

Fashion Depression 

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".

Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.

Fashion Depression by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011

food depression

The feeling of severe sadness after wasting your stomach space on a bad meal.

Dianna suffered an immediate onset of food depression after eating Lotteria in Japan instead of a bowl of ramen.

food depression by Porkroll December 7, 2016

byler depression 

When you cry over edits or moments between Mike Wheeler and Will Byers from Stranger Things because Byler still isn’t canon and it’s slowly killing you

AHHHH OLIVIA YOU GOTTA STOP CRYING BECAUSE BYLER ISN’T CANON
FOR THE LAST TIME LAILA I HAVE BYLER DEPRESSION I CAN’T STOP THIS IT’S IMPOSSIBLE

byler depression by Multifandom.Obsessed May 5, 2021