david ureno

A sexy son of A bitch everyone wants to fuck

I want to be David Ureno

by TheOneTrueKing12 May 7, 2018

David laurence

A racist Hitler type of person. This person will never laugh and is probably plotting how he can kill every race except his own.

Wow Hitler was a real David Laurence

by ya boi 76 December 8, 2018

david wiley

Awesome man who knows all

David Wiley really does know everything...because he's David freaking Wiley.

by Kaydra May 19, 2014

Daddy David

Sexiest coach alive. Loves his players, often good at coaching with bald head and dark skin.

Daddy David is such a good
coach!

by chowdaviontavis jamesthe3rd February 20, 2022

David Jean

A little white billy boy kid, who also happens to love anime and sleep with a bunch of Persona 5 body pillows. Also known as a Filthy Weeb.

Stop playing persona, you're such a David Jean!

by Electrokevon June 13, 2017

david otunga

the worst man to live and wrestles but he sucks but the only good thing is that he dates jordan sparks

"Who is that gay guy on the roster?" "David Otunga!"

by jwilliams0722 May 16, 2010

David Blaine

The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.

After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006