The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.

Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

by Proxy November 15, 2016

Dank

Used if someone is good looking or fit

Have you seen him he's so dank or

She sOOOo dank 😻

by Just here to help y'all out November 16, 2017

dank nasty

A term for weed that hasn't been properly flushed of fertilizers the last one or two weeks of its life. It usual has a very bad taste, and will sometimes cause excessive and uncontrollable vomiting.

Me and my bro's were smoking, but it was some dank nasty shit, and i threw up all over the couch.
- don't smoke dank nasty-

by budwhiser1 February 3, 2013

Dank meme

A word that is used to describe a meme that is more than just a meme. Often including a somewhat cruel joke.

That dank meme was so dank.

by @therealsquidward May 9, 2018

Dank

used to describe a meme of extremely high quality

Here, you'll find only the dankest of memes.

by O' Chungus January 26, 2024

emergency dank

When you desperately need to send dank memes but dont have any good ones lying around, so you send the first thing you find.

(In norwegian : #Nøddank)

Oh shitt I havent sendt any memes lately to Linn! Time to find some emergency dank to keep the friendship flowering 🌸

by Tinitini June 23, 2018

dank

a describing word all the fake stoner say to fit in with the reall hardcore stoner bitches

My room always do be smellin like the dAnK weed i’m always smokin

by CheesecakeBurger February 25, 2021