Door closer

a girl with a small dick and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any sex atcion

Dude, Paris Hilton is such a door closer.

by men against door closers April 10, 2010

cleaning out my closet

Coming out to the world that your gay.

I'm tired of all this weight on my shoulders. I'm "Cleaning out my closet"

by Redman1996 July 7, 2011

closet conservative

A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.

Scenario 1:
Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.
Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.

Scenario 2:
John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.
Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.

by fuckingay January 8, 2008

closeting

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!

by jack or jake September 24, 2007

Broom Closet

A crack shack. A place where drug use is acceptible, and permitted, sold and bought.

Tito is on his way to the broom closet to pick up.

by Crystam August 19, 2007

Close Persons Disease

Close persons disease; To unite - bring into contact or bring together a human being regarded as an individual, who has an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs function. This causes discomfort, distress, or death to those in contact with the person

Close Persons Disease; Someone who looks hot from the distance, but not up close.

by Maxxi March 27, 2008

Close enough

Close enough is just enough for whatever like time blah blah blah

So is this backing Close enough. Ye

by haha mr.kiel why December 6, 2018