Bumping Platforms

An euphemism for goth sex.

Raven and Vlad are totally bumping platforms! :O

by DisasterWeenie September 1, 2017

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 8, 2020

Bumping that depression

Turning up to sad music that brings back bad memories

Frank was bumping that depression when he was in his bed

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

Bump

(British)To Steal.

"I'm going to bump his drink",
"Mate I can't believe you bumped my drink".

by Mercvry September 14, 2020

a bump in the road

a problem or setback.

The company launch was a success, but losing their main investor was definitely a bump in the road.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

Bumps

A band from Portugal, five dumbasses making noise and getting kicked out of every single establishment.
The vocalist passes out every gig
the bass player always wants to start a mosh pit
the drummer gets naked in every single show
and the two guitarists look like to statues in a Christmas tree.

Bro did you go to the Bumps concert last night?

DUDE THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY, THE BUMPS ARE THE SHIT

by Catipanga August 31, 2023