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Alaskan Salmon Bake

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.
Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it
by Eagle80 September 3, 2025
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half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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Quarter baked

Quarter baked is when someone has a taken an extremely light hit from the bong and is "quarter stoned".
"Hey I just flipped my balls inside out!"
"Bro are you baked?"
"Nah just quarter baked(:"
by DDISEASES May 27, 2014
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boner bake

Hey dude I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom
by Diddyman2013 February 19, 2025
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bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021
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Baked

When you’re sooooo tired that you can’t function at all.. so you it looks like you’re high but you’re just really tired
Damn you looked baked before u took that nap
by jálanos sinsizisns November 7, 2019
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Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing
Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake
by Silent Ray February 18, 2009
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