The Coolest Gal Around

Jebus
Heysoos
Female Son
Horace Greelie
Sitting Bull
Chief Hearer of Stuff
Ruler of Leprechauns
Merriam
Non-Golden-Golden-Child
JS
JJ
J4
Jessica Jyh-Jeh Jou

You wish you could be The Coolest Gal Around.

Arnold: Hey Mommy! I wanna be The Coolest Gal Around for Halloween!

by UACK December 31, 2003

Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

Where you bang a chick with a dildo made of her own shit while spitting and pissing on her stomach and then donkey punching her 5 times all the while singing Madonna's Like A Virgin.

My wife loves it when I give her the old Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

by Razor Blade Penis December 15, 2008

Wrapped around your Finger

A song by the police about a magical apprentice who eventually surpassed his master.

(Lyrics)

You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the scylla and charybidis
Hypnotized by you if I should linger
Staring at the ring around your finger

I have only come here seeking knowledge
Things they wouldnt teach me of in college
I can see the destiny you sold
Turned into a shining band of gold

Ill be wrapped around your finger
Ill be wrapped around your finger

Mephistopheles is not your name
But I know what youre up to just the same
I will listen hard to intuition
And you will see it come to its fruition

Ill be wrapped around your finger
Ill be wrapped around your finger

Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
Vanish in the air youll never find me
I will turn your flesh to alabaster
Then you will find your servant is your master

And youll be wrapped around my finger
Youll be wrapped around your finger
Youll be wrapped around your finger

Sting and The Police performed Wrapped Around your Finger at the Synchronicity concert that was later turned into an amazing DVD.

by RadiantCowbell March 30, 2009

chasing the brown clown around town

The act of engaging in anal sex.

I'm kind of tired this morning because I spent the whole night chasing the brown clown around town.

I swear, I didn't sleep with your sister last night. I was too busy chasing the brown clown around town.

by Michael Samsonite December 10, 2006

Pussy Wrapped Around Your Neck

This is what happens when you are born. (It's your mom's pussy) Unless you were a c-section birth.

Guy 1: You ever have pussy wrapped around your neck?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: What were ya, an asshole baby?

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Reach around at the copy machine

While one person, usually someone of higher significance of the other, is making copies (or faxing documents), a subordinate comes from behind to acquire favoritism by providing digital stimulation from within the pocket of the copy maker.

Make copies in the billing department, especially if you're a supervisor! You can get your faxes done, a reach around at the copy machine AND a happy ending!

by superlluclkycat January 13, 2009

A fuck around and find out noodle

another definition for a snake.

dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?

dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.

dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.

dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.

by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023