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The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024
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Tim

A derogatory name for Catholic that is used in Scotland and Northern Ireland.
"I hate Tims because I am a mindless bigot."
by Josephine The Cat July 6, 2024
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Tim

The most beautiful and amazing person you ever met. He is very funny and you will fall in love with him the first time you see him, but he just take the best ones. If he tells you he loves you, then he means it. He can be very polite, but very mean too.

You can be very happy if you ever meet a Tim.
Clara, "I met this really nice guy."
Anna, "oh, how was he?"
Clara, "he's a Tim"
Anna, "you're so lucky! "
by Foreheads no. 1 March 25, 2019
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Tims Whorenut

When you pig roast a broad on the rag and fill her holes with cum while snorting blow off her back; just like a powdered jelly filled doughnut.
“Hey Jeff, want to Tims Whorenut bloody Heather and snort some coke off her ass!”
by Brakestand January 31, 2024
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Tim

Someone who doesn’t give a fuck
Tim doesn’t care if your kid made the honor roll.
by Noempathy November 23, 2021
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Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025
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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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