Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.

He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley

by nahta wrld February 09, 2022

Austin Kalb

Dick suckin pussy boy, usually smokes Reggie an sucks dick for coke.

Austin kalb sucked zenens dick for blow

by Lil backwood August 25, 2017

Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.

While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.

by LongJSilvers May 16, 2023

Austin Berube

Person who pulls off a Houdini impression in the middle of a dinner shift

Employee #1: Mate, this guy just pulled off an Austin Berube
Employee #2: Wooooooooooooooooooww

by Babubabubabubabubabu July 10, 2021

austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 07, 2021

Austining

To ditch out on

We decided to austining that guy

by J*shaee May 27, 2022

Austining

The act of blaming someone if your group lost to feel better or jus lying in general

He is austining right now

by Orangutansballs January 25, 2024