cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

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Get the cool your toolsmug.

shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from

Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".

by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010

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Get the shit toolmug.

Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.

Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.

Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.

by koobz June 8, 2011

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Get the Toolmug.

Tool

Dylan Stewart

Dylan is a huge a tool.

by wayment September 1, 2019

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tool

A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.

Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed

by Hamtarooooooooo March 7, 2011

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