A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.
by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.
“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”
by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022

Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.
Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
by Watermelon lord fam October 11, 2016

a boy and a girl who are not seeing or getting with anyone other than the boy or girl; commonly break up
by dhfnfbsbdn March 1, 2023

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with
Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?
Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend
Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?
Andrea: Are you dating?
Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend
Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?
by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016

A boy who class you every night someone who text you goodnight and good morning someone who falls asleep on call someone who would be the first person who tells your everything dosent cheat dosent call other girls fit
by Mille Anderson September 30, 2019
