Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

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vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.

Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?

by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

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G-Spot

A club for homosexuals that doesn't exist.

Ole Jerry went to the G-Spot after work to have a drink with seamen.

by DrillHammer January 8, 2022

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Spack Spot

Handicap parking space

There a spot... no, it’s a spack spot.

by Bo Derek May 15, 2021

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(Noun) The region of a dog's (or other animal's) anatomy that, when rubbed or scratched, brings great mirth and enjoyment to its recipient. Though its exact location varies between each individual creature, it is almost always located on its underbelly where it is most ticklish. Often identified by the rapid scratching motion of one of its hind legs.

Etymology: The "T" standing for "Tickle", the T-Spot (in name and loose relation) is based off of the "G-Spot" found on Humans, only that the former is completely non-sexual in nature.

"See that? That there's Bandit's T-Spot; a couple inches to the right of his left front leg on his underbelly. See what I mean? I just rub it a couple times and already his hind leg's goin' wild!"

by Zaedrin October 21, 2012

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