Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?

"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."

by Lukeisdead April 14, 2020

Luke Thompson

Extremely gay boy who eats his brother’s ass before his bedtime of 6 o’clock and he is extremely ASN but is useful for a game of siege

Shut up luke Thompson your so fucking gay

by Jakeby12 October 28, 2019

Luke Capporrimo

One of the most annoying kids you will ever meet. Thinks he relevant but really isn't. Only reason people know him is because he is so annoying and has been punched so many times in the face.

That Luke Capporrimo kid is a fag

by Nscdude69 August 31, 2015

Luke Fahy

Luke Fahy,

Luke Fahy.

by Debskelly1985 May 07, 2023

Luke S.

Luke is a terrible person who messes with your heart but looks good in a ponytail. Also looks like Ed Sheeran's and shaggys love child.

Oh look there's Luke S. You can tell by the hair.

by Asteiea January 30, 2022

The Luke Method

Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early

I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.

by gratepatch October 15, 2023