Turtle Eyes

When you screw up or do somthing stupid, you got turtle eyes.

You: Ran into garage door. Friend: You got turtle eyes.

by jj71 August 28, 2014

gasping turtle

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.

person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.

by mackieeeee September 23, 2009

turtle-douche

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!

My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!

by runepaladin January 16, 2009

Turtle Steppin'

To drive or walk around in a very slow manner, much like turtles do.

"damn boi you be turtle steppin' up in herre, dat grandmammy in her walker just passed us!"

by Liz and Asia June 4, 2007

Turtle necking

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in

It's turtle necking!

by Jr LS August 13, 2017

turtle man

a turtle thats a man

hey look, its turtle man!

by turtle man 5 September 28, 2018

Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

by drhandbanana May 29, 2010