Absolute zest lord. Danny Wolf will fuck your Dad, Brother, Dog and you if you look at him the wrong way. Danny is quite zesty and goes unmatched, he has so much rizz that whenever he enters a room everyone starts spraying like a fire hose. DO NOT mess with a Danny Wolf if you come into close proximity of one, he will fuck you...
Bro 1: "Bro I'm bricked.."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because Danny Wolf just winked at me while licking his lips."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because Danny Wolf just winked at me while licking his lips."
by dannywolffanboy27 March 30, 2023
Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.
PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
by SunlightRevelations March 28, 2025