When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.
by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024
When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.
by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024
Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)
Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
by DT Smith March 27, 2008
An IVF baby born (alive still born or #phoenixbaby resurrection) after a first ever embryo transfer (fresh or frozen doesn’t matter) after Years and years and or many years of infertility, ART, and even IVF treatments… (ours was the second round of stims because of NY Covid shutdown prevented our first full round of finished stims and needles and pushing back our retrieval to a cancellation making the cycle a wash failure because of Covid shutdown)…
This is a humbling experience… not one to brag about… because it is something that even shocked our doctors at NYU Langone reproductive specialists of NY especially our amazing RE/IVF doctor Gudas. Would highly recommend all the doctors at NYU Langone on Long Island… they are worth the money and the distance if you need to travel… and NY is a prochoice state… so your choice in what happens to your dna/embryos.
This is a humbling experience… not one to brag about… because it is something that even shocked our doctors at NYU Langone reproductive specialists of NY especially our amazing RE/IVF doctor Gudas. Would highly recommend all the doctors at NYU Langone on Long Island… they are worth the money and the distance if you need to travel… and NY is a prochoice state… so your choice in what happens to your dna/embryos.
Our IVF Unicorn Baby just turned 21 (months) yesterday! Our baby also is a true Unicorn baby because our baby has always slept through the night since day one! Lolz and is a Gemini lolz so all the more reason our kid is a double headed Unicorn 🦄🦄 lolz and no we’re not bragging just humbled by our parenting experience… because we know that others may never have these experiences even as much as we all hope to have, nothing is guaranteed in life… as our child could die and stay dead in the next 5 minutes, tomorrow or years from now and it humbles us all the more.
by TrashPanda420311 March 08, 2024
All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler March 02, 2018
by UncornPoints101 March 06, 2022
"Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"
by gohamorgohome April 11, 2024