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Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it
"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"
by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 23, 2022
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Bokaki unicorn

A sexual fetish act in which a man ties both legs behind their head and ejaculate onto them self.
Oh man did you heard, john gave himself a bokaki unicorn just like the scene in silent hill, colin monster.
by Jannn122110 April 18, 2021
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Unicorn

A horse who’s a little more horny than usual. Derived from the Robot Chicken Unicorn who is a pervert.
If you polish a unicorns horn long enough you get magical unicorn mayonnaise.
by Madmatt September 25, 2021
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by anonymous December 19, 2021
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Unicorn

To pull a unicorn means to do something unique
Gary pulled a real unicorn when he pimp-lapped that hoe.
by Adams L January 30, 2023
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unicorn

pretty horse with demon horn on its forhead
the pet unicorn you brought home just barfed rainbows on my homework
by F_boi_69 May 15, 2022
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Unicorn

A mythical, usually white animal generally depicted with the body and head of a horse with long flowing mane and tail and a single often spiraled horn in the middle of the forehead
Shares in Uber and Lyft, two other unicorns, fell sharply after their public offerings this year.
by Horse’s November 1, 2019
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