by Guccipolio November 7, 2025

Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”

How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.

by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024

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Obama

A black man who was the 44th U.S. president.

... its Obama the 44th U.S. president

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obama netflix

Trump sent out a tweet suggesting that Congress investigate Barack and Michelle Obama's production deal with the streaming giant Netflix while criticizing the Mueller investigation into the 2016 election:
"They failed on the Mueller Report, they failed on Robert Mueller's testimony, they failed on everything else, so now the Democrats are trying to build a case that I enrich myself by being President. Good idea, except I will, and have always expected to, lose BILLIONS of DOLLARS for the privilege of being your President - and doing the best job that has been done in many decades. I am far beyond somebody paying for a hotel room for the evening, or filling up a gas tank at an airport I do not own. These Radical Left Democrats are CRAZY! Obama Netflix?"

Hey, good lookin'. How about some Obama Netflix and stay in for the evening?

by Daphnecat September 17, 2019

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Barack Obama

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Barack Obama was the first black president

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

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