An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every friend they have on social media with a text or post or snap or story or message or photo or life experience or etc etc etc.
by FEugazi July 12, 2018
When you have your thumb facing up on the couch trying to hit a bullseye on your wife's backdoor as she sits down and misses the hole and jams it bad.
by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) September 12, 2022
A Supernatural phenomenon in which you say “SLAP” 3 times to the mirror in the dark. Upon completion you will taste eggplant and Scott will commit sodomy on you with his thumb.
by Hunter The Beast May 20, 2021
The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
When you put a thumbs up in a photo is means that your sort of fruity but not enough to be homosexual.
by BobertJR April 21, 2022
When a slap round sends parts of your 50. BMG Into your body and you jam your thumb into your neck to avoid forever sleep.
by that boy billy jenkins May 20, 2021
(adj.) When you scroll through your social media feed, and stop to watch a piece of content, it's thumb-stopping content. In advertising it's used to describe very creative content developed for mobile platforms that users will actually watch.
Woaaaw! Did you see that latest video Nike created on Instagram? That's real thumb-stopping content!
by bertmmi December 28, 2016