super straight

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets

Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight

by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

straight playa

being honest and telling it the way it is

I'ma keep it straight playa- Snoop Dogg

by whathehellletmeusethename February 2, 2010

Straight Superiors

A term used to describe how a Band has gotten all "perfect" scores from the judges, but completely fail on the sight-reading test.

Good job, Band! You got straight superiors! Too bad you didn't pass the sight-reading portion...

by BandMan February 7, 2014

Super Straight

Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.

A: Hey, I'm Super Straight. Do you accept me?
B: Yeah.

by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021

Super Straight

Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.

“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”

by IEHDUWBSHSH March 12, 2021

Straight Martini

a martini (any kind) served in a highball or other glass to avoid the stuffy (gay) image of drinking from a martini glass. easier not to spill too.

Martini glass = Gay
Regular glass = Straight

Straight Martini - ill take a straight dirty martini, i might get my ass kicked in a place like this walking around with a martini glass

by LoDoSi December 2, 2011

Super Straight

Super straight is the sexuality that means you are only attracted to the opposite sex that are born that way.This means you are not attracted to transgender people

Transgender Women:Are you attracted to me?

Super straight man:No, because my sexuality is being super straight meaning I only am attracted to women who are straight and are born women.This does not mean I don’t like you as a person though

by MichaelDaTruth March 6, 2021