The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
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Get the nazi slap mug.Banana slap is a game meant to be played on road trips in which one gently slaps anyone in the vehicle upon seeing a yellow car. While it may seem simple, "banana slap" is a game with many rules.
1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.
5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.
8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.
5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.
8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
by Lorange101 December 26, 2020
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Get the Noggin Slap mug.When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.
“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”
“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”
“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”
by de45 March 29, 2021
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"Me and my homie, were going to town on a girl last night. Was fun and games till she grabbed both our glizzy's and did the ol' faithful Glizzy Slap"
by BrodieJF May 11, 2021
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