day oner

someone who has always stuck by you and always chooses your friendship/relationship over any and everyone else.

she/he is my day oner, never switched up on me.

by thatbadbitchxx March 29, 2020

jaw day

when somebody hit the gym and talk the entire time that their jaw actually become sore the day after

" james was here an hour ago and all he did was give me advice on how i can get better gains by going vegan. didnt even lift"
"oh, must be jaw day"

by analienorganism January 19, 2019

god days

A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.

Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?

Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.

Steve: .......

by XcoldhandsX September 9, 2011

Dreamisanidiot Day

April 11th is when GeorgeNotFound fought Dream with three rows of hearts and killed him and made Dreamisanidot day a new national day on April 11th of Dream being an idiot

George: I just destroyed you so now it’s officially dreamisanidiot day
Dream: GIVE YOURSELF 10 FUCKING HEARTS

by ElectrisGaming April 16, 2021

Early days

The beginning of a relationship, unofficial. Essential, it's way too soon to tell what will come of this.

Mercutio: What's up with you and Juliet?

Romeo: it's early days...we'll see.

by Skylarzein September 16, 2019

WALNUT DAY

A day when the ball sack is shriveled up, resembling a walnut shell

I woke the other morning and thought to myself, shit its going to be a 'walnut day', as my bollocks were shriveled up like a walnut shell.......... having a wrist twist(wank) makes it worse.....

by PJ DJ August 19, 2009

Bub Day

A day for couples named Marco, and Leah!

(Made by the one and only Marco, and Leah)

Person Number One: Today was international Bub Day for Marco, and Leah!

by Marco and Leah! June 9, 2021