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Not winning the gooning contest

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
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Flicker Goon

To where a male Goons after such a long streak of gooning( typically a few months ) to where his penis starts to grow human anatomy. This is typically reversible until the penis starts to gain sentience and will start too disembark from the human.
I finally Flicker Gooned after months of gooning.
He Flicker Gooned too much, now it is irreversible.
by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024
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blue la-goon

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.
Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*
by Bunk3r August 9, 2018
mugGet the blue la-goonmug.

Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.
I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.
by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024
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Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.
"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."
by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025
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flicker goon

When you goon so fast that it looks like your dick is flickering in and out of existence
Dude I just flicker gooned for seven seconds straight
by John McFakename June 3, 2024
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goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies
He's a goon jockey that bloke.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
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