by BlahGuide52003 January 14, 2021
by Yeetymcmeaty May 10, 2019
by Trout Fingers March 21, 2018
the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences
by momfingers March 02, 2022
John: I have something stuck in my butt.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.
by JoeNathan Coatez September 09, 2010
The result of staying up all nite smoking so many cigarettes that your finger turns yellow from the nicotine
by Theclemster October 21, 2015
A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
by Arktykr October 20, 2021