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squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
by Dasez September 17, 2017
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Appalachian squirrel

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole
Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm
by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022
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Humping squirrel

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.
The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.
by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024
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Squirrel

Hey Frank, get a load of the squirrel on that skanky ho!
by 7 years hanging over my head November 19, 2016
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Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks
John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks
by Peeeebis September 24, 2019
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squirrel

Evil wizards in disguise trying to take over the world

Don't let them fool you with they're adorableness, their disguises are created from the corpses of innocent animals. If you see one, murder it immediately.
person 1: ''HEY look a squirrel :D''
person 2: ''WHERE?''
person 1: ''THERE, look how adorable he is :DD''
person 1: NO WHAT ARE U DOINg STOP IT''
by WizardHunter2122 June 28, 2022
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