Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020

Soft squirter

A man that can only produce female offspring.

I'll never have any grandsons because all my boys are soft squirters.

by Nicol922 May 15, 2024

International Men With Soft Hands Day

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands

Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !

by 1234568910qwertyuiopasdfghjklz March 9, 2021

Soft

Eliyah Brawdy

Eliyah Brawdy is soft. In fact, she is the most soft of them all.

by go_run_now_softie April 20, 2021

Soft pimping

An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model

"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"

by Seventy_Two March 12, 2024

John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023