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The most sadistic form punishment in this day and age. The average person is subjected to at least 14 years of this in their only lifetime.
Person 1: Oh man, I sure do fucking hate school.
by The Hidden Owl June 8, 2018
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A place where there is an insane thought that you really will need this bullshit for life. Where teachers run free and thrive inside shitty moldy brick walls confinements that smell B.O. and depression. Sounds like jail, right? Yeah, but honestly jail is better than school because you're not being forced to analyze every fucking thing that comes to one of those teachers heads. You have around 6 hours of pure torture and forced thinking to get home to do something worse than Ebola - Homework. Because six fucking hours of hard labor isn't enough, you need to do around 3 hours more worth of hard labor IN YOUR OWN ABODE. If that isn't enough half of the school is full with insufficient assholes who can't read a fucking sentence for shit who, in the end, get the whole class a detention with the silverbacks (teachers).
In conclusion, drop out of school, and do drugs.
" Hey do you want to go to the party tomorrow"
"Sorry Brandon, I can't because I have to go to school tomorrow, just like I do, every day of the week."
"Oh shit, I have to too. Do they even think we need social interaction?"
"No Brendon they don't."
by your great uncle tyrone June 10, 2018
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There is a school bus that comes to pick me up Monday-Friday to bring me to school
by Juan_Cena5526 June 10, 2018
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The word "School" is just a cover up term used for torture. Some people enjoy school, who ever enjoys school is a product of satin himself. The assignments that you're given during "School Hours" are just torture devices in disguise, they're made to break your mind. Lunch and Recess are just time off the torture so you don't die from it. Some 'Teachers' may keep you in at Lunch or Recess for some extra torture. In conclusion "School" is complete and utter torture.
Damn he had a rough day at "School" today
Yeah he was kept in at Lunch.
by ThePowerOfFlexTape June 11, 2018
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The entrance of hell, enter at your own risk.
"bro, our new school looks like a literal hellhole"

"that's cause it is"
by -nks February 8, 2023
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Absolute hell. People who don't like school are called "dumb" and people who actually like it are "nerds"

It is hell for both sides and nobody wins
Mrs. Insertlastname: School is cool!

Bob the student: No it isn't
by IntergalactalEnergy January 10, 2023
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