The sex act of jerking off into your hand and inseminating her with it before she bites and devours you.
by Raknyd December 29, 2022
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by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
Synonymous with the verb variations of Peter Parker and Tom Holland
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or being badly burned in a cartoon.
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018
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911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end
A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
by spooder man007 December 3, 2018
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