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J and S Show

1) The extraordinarily rare phenomenon experienced when two souls destined to be one, finally join to create the most badass relationship anyone will ever experience in their lifetime.

2) The modern day story of romeo and juliet.

3) An ever-growing, undying, passionate, unconditional love that will withstand the test of time, through any adversity.

4) The act of partaking in the most amazing, mind-blowing sex, several times throughout the day; often attracting the attention of the neighbors and occassionally causing people to call the police.

5) Untill a year ago, a myth or folklore thought to not be possible.
Random Couple observing the J and S Show: "Damn baby, I wish we could be like them!"
J & S: "Its the J and S Show bitches!!!!!!"
by J and S L January 27, 2010
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bum rush the show

To make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be!
by Chuck D June 19, 2004
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talk show cow

Those fat bitches on Jerry Springer who have secret love affairs with their sister/brother/mother/father.
Jerry: Why do you sleep with your sister you TALK SHOW COW!?
Cow: I lover her Jerry! We're gonna adopt a baby together. *starts making out with sister*
by Poopsy July 6, 2003
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post-show dick

The act of receiving oral sex after excreting ball juice for 3+ hours while grooving at a concert.

Other uses : post-show dick'ed
dude you should have seen that wook's face when she went down to blow me and got a big whiff of my post-show dick!
by phishsux January 4, 2010
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Pull a Truman Show

To spend time doing something with the intent that it will contribute to a specific goal or project only to realize after completion that this had no positive productive value and was a complete waste of time.
"Man, I need to write a paper about suburbia in popular culture, but I decided to watch a movie that didn't actually have anything to do with that. I hate when I pull a Truman Show, brah."
by Robin B. April 30, 2008
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Tv show cheater

A friend or s/o that secretly watches a tv/Netflix show without you present.
"You're such a Tv show cheater, we were supposed to watch that together!"
by TheLightiningBoltz April 1, 2017
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show them the quilt

an excuse to fuck someone in private.
hey mom i’m gonna show them the quilt”
alright have fun honey”
by warmgarlic13 November 28, 2020
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