Too Pretty To Pull Out

Too Pretty To Pull Out.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*

-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.

Nancy: "OMG John, did you just give me a creampie?!"
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."

Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."

by 5harp February 19, 2025

Pretty Pussy

Not what it sounds like boys.... someone who looks pretty but is a complete wimp/pussy. They see there good looks as more powerful then wjqt they can physically do and think other should respect them for that.

Man James is looking super hot today eh.
Yeah to bad he can't get his hands dirty with that hair.
James is a pretty pussy

by TheDudeOfTheLand April 23, 2023

pinterest pretty

your beauty is not that of any kind of pretty? basically different from conventionally attractive or girl next door pretty.

"Oh! If I can describe your beauty, it's like pinterest pretty!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"You have a really pretty face. Not just pretty. But the type to make people stare."

by bunnigf December 29, 2022

pretty boy

jack

jack is a pretty boy

by ginger1321 January 5, 2022

Pretty Faced Troll

Someone that seems beautiful (I define as a person that's as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside.) However, they turn out to be really great at Gaslighting. May troll a potential lover on Social Media if they are upset or feel wronged.

Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.

I thought Kai was beautiful until they turned out to be a real PFT. (Pretty Faced Troll)

by Dam Skam June 28, 2024

Pretty-Pig-Apologists

Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.

"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.

Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.

The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.

The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.

"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."

"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."

"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."

by ContrarianPolitics August 25, 2013

Pretty boy

Louis Tomlinson.

A: who is a pretty boy?

B: louis tomlinson is.

by kiwikmm July 24, 2021