Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:
(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice
(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron
(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons
(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice
(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron
(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons
(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?
nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)
Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)
Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
by HapyCampr August 26, 2018
A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
by pimpdaddy007 September 05, 2011
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice
by UncleRicoIsGod March 14, 2016
Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"
"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"
by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 23, 2020
Me:Iron Man is Female.
My friend:NO he's male.
Me:Science can prove you wrong because Iron = Fe and Man = male
My friend:NO he's male.
Me:Science can prove you wrong because Iron = Fe and Man = male
by Finally some good f* ing urban April 27, 2020