meatloaf butt

It's when someone has massive cellulite on there butt. Like craters. You can see it through leggings or yoga pants.

Hey guys, look at that that chicks meatloaf butt.

I would never wear those leggings if I had meatloaf butt.

by candy shotglass May 8, 2017

Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.

Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!

by UTMcGee February 26, 2020

Subway Butt

adj. when your butt is all dirty from riding in the NYC subways

Jeff: “Hey get off the clean hotel bed, you have a subway butt!”
Sarah: “Okay, okay, I will!”

by justthoughtiwouldshare May 22, 2020

Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

by /weird February 12, 2019

Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.

Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.

by Shit paper May 14, 2011

Butt bomb

This is when you cum in someone so hard that it feels like an explosion went off in their butt.

I just butt bombed Sydney earlier today.

by Tigercat34 January 8, 2019

Clock butt

A butt so fine you can tell time by looking at it.

Damn girl, show me that clock butt!
I need a clock butt to find out if i'm late for the meeting.

by etang600 November 17, 2018