top ten

A clickbait-y listicle containing the ten best things about any topic. It could be fully text based, images/video, or both.

Top ten best anime shows to watch in 2023!
Top ten recipes to try in 5 ingredients or less!
Top ten reasons why you’re still single!

by nervous_wreak3 August 11, 2023

Top Knot

A man who puts his hair up in a bun-like styling. This can be worn on the top, rear, or sides of the head and is considered to be the worst hairstyle among men these days.

Karen: "Damn look at Matt over there with his hair in a bun."
Kyle: "Jesus, that is so gross, what a top knot!"

by ikennoteven March 3, 2021

Top 4

A virtue for Man Utd Fans

TOP 4 IS OFFICIALLY OVER. WE HAVE CONCEDED 6 FUCKING GOALS TO MANCHESTER SHITTY IN TOTAL. OUR DEFENSE ARE A BUNCH OF STATUE OF LIBERTIES NOT MARKING ANYONE OR STOPPING THE FUCKING CROSS FROM COMING IN. TERMINATE MAGUIRE'S CONTRACT. HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO PLAY FOR THE FUCKING BADGE LET ALONE THE PREM. HE JUST SAT THERE AND LET THE DAMN CROSS COME RIGHT IN AND LET DE BRUYNE SCORE UNMARKED TWICE. MAHREZ SCORES UNMARKED. WHERE IS THE DAMN DEFENSE? TOO SCARED TO GET COVID BECAUSE YOU WONT MARK ANYONE? WE GOT TRASHED 4-1. FOUR FUCKING ONE. WORST DEFEAT BY CITY IN A LONG FUCKING TIME. GET RID OF EVERYONE IN THIS JOKE CLUB. I AM SICK AND TIRED AND I AM ABOUT TO GET RID OF MY UNITED SHIRTS. I AM DONE WATCHING SHITTY PREFORMANCES EVERY FUCKING WEEK. WE WILL NOT WIN THE UCL AND WE WONT GET TOP 4. THIS CLUB IS OFFICIALLY FINISHED. MIGHT ASWELL DELETE THE DAMN CLUB BECAUSE WE WILL GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE. WE WILL GET DESTROYED BY LIVERPOOL, LOSE TO ARSENAL, DROP POINTS TO SPURS, AND LOSE TO CHELSEA. WE ARE AN EMBERASSING CLUB AND WE ARE A MEME. SUCH A FUCKING JOKE. MAGUIRE AND LINDELOF? FRED AND MCTOMINAY IN THE FUCKING DERBY? FUCK OFF. RANGNICK IS OLE IN DISGUISE . SHIT SHIT SHIT.

by VëN0mbúÑny June 2, 2022

Top Grafter

Tayler is a top grafter,

Working 2 jobs

On his grind

Getting that paper

Big man TC is a top grafter

by Kezzabelle May 9, 2018

ZZ Topped

When you get some head so good that it puts you to sleep.

"Bruh she ZZ Topped me off and I fell straight to sleep 10 minutes into Netflix and chill."

by Ziggy985 December 8, 2015

blossom top

A gay man that identifies himself as a top but dresses like a woman

There that Blossom Top Johnny with his Pimpin Victoria secret outfit.

by Blossom Top April 29, 2021

The top slime

The Top Slime is a name for the the top Hit Man he is very dangerous and cannot be trusted he is shiesty and will slime you out.

Lil Crix is The Top Slime

That man hiding his face right there is the top slime.

by OTF Fattz June 27, 2021