Key

A thing you stick in a hole to unlock something

Give me the fucken key so i can unlock the god damn door.

by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018

high key dumb

When every one knows ur dumb but don't try to be

Jake is high key dumb about her

by High key dumb May 15, 2017

home keys

The keys on the keyboard your fingers should position on to get proper and faster typing, the home keys are: a s d f j k l ;

"dude stop tying so slow" "It's not my fault i don't know how to type properly!" "wdym, just use the home keys" "the what?"

by flame_fruit_is_better_than_ice November 23, 2024

The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.

The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.

by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

pants key

A really nice vehicle, that is used to pick up women and act as the "key" to their pants.

We got my 1965 Ford Galxie 500 XL all fixed up and shiny, that thing is a total pants key!

Damn, that thing is a pants key.

by H1N1777 July 3, 2016

Keying my shit

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭

yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz

by swervo gz 👀 June 29, 2022

House Keys

A term that refers to a nipple peircing

Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?

by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025