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Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.
"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"
by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011
mugGet the Faux Loadmug.

Back loading

Is the act of filling a males anal cavity with a load of sperm while the receiving male cast his sperm on the floor.
Bruce was bent over the local park bench getting railed by the local homeless man George. At the moment George cummed in Bruce’s anus, Bruce ejaculated on the floor. They have both been caught in the act of back loading by the locals.
by Notgaymale April 13, 2025
mugGet the Back loadingmug.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
mugGet the Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.mug.

lighten the load

To make something easier, make a burden lighter.
To be with the family can lighten the load of people with cancer.
by JoanSantana December 8, 2016
mugGet the lighten the loadmug.

Load the dishwasher

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.
by anonymous November 14, 2023
mugGet the Load the dishwashermug.

loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser
"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."
by Doff-doff October 20, 2013
mugGet the loser loadedmug.

dad-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their dad as your dad
This is John my dad-in-loading.
by Carterreese April 20, 2018
mugGet the dad-in-loadingmug.

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