narly load

when you have a huge spaz while offloading your semen onto a women's forehead.

I did a narly load on jessica last night, it went every where!

by billy the massive load April 11, 2018

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 03, 2022

Primary Power Load

Means to load male sperm back into penile cavity with long pin or object

Im going to Primary power load the hell out of you

by Eansolo December 30, 2023

corn-loading

Eating large amounts of corn in order to smuggle it for distilling purposes.

I dont have room for burgers, I've got to save room for corn-loading.

by Kayem September 29, 2017

mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh

randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 31, 2022

Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 02, 2021

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 07, 2014