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load shod

The past tense form of load shedding. It is used to when referencing the previous night of weekend and the creative ways you found to entertain yourself while there was no electricity.
I was going to play some Overwatch this weekend but I got load shod. I ended up going for a hike and making out with a girl..fml.
by m00ny November 7, 2019
mugGet the load shodmug.

Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension
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by The man in the walls August 5, 2023
mugGet the Samsung loading noisemug.

Load the dishwasher

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.
by anonymous November 14, 2023
mugGet the Load the dishwashermug.

Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.
"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"
by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011
mugGet the Faux Loadmug.

Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy
She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.
by mbmikey February 22, 2022
mugGet the Loaded Brazilian Hotdogmug.

Muzzle Loading

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.
My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.
by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016
mugGet the Muzzle Loadingmug.

dad-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their dad as your dad
This is John my dad-in-loading.
by Carterreese April 20, 2018
mugGet the dad-in-loadingmug.

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