wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

Lemonate

A term used by only 2 human beings. Only they know the meaning. They love each other very much.

person 1: what's a lemonate?

person 2: you will never find out

by One of the 2 people June 18, 2022

Jolly-Lemon

a lemon that is or can be jolly

wow that's a real jolly-lemon

by your personal describer September 12, 2016

Lemon Zest

When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.

“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest

by The Ungraceful January 18, 2020

lemon

A configuration of being, usually round and yellow in form, which we all know is a deep-state agent working for the government.

Person A: Wow! Look at this lemon, that is definitely a fruit, and not a government issued spy device!

Person B: Boy, I sure am glad I haven't been scrombled yet!

by BR3INR0T May 19, 2021

Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.

Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021

Lemon Sorbet

Used in some kitchens to refer to an attractive customer - even if the restaurant does not serve lemon sorbet as a dish.

"Bro table 25 got lemon sorbet."
"Wow, truly a dessert."

by bluebowl November 13, 2020