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garbage kevin

A garbage kid with glasses that swears he is better than everyone at videogames but in reality is the worst player in this universe.
anyone named kevin with glasses aka GARBAGE KEVIN
by dirtiest of the dans January 25, 2014
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Swaggy Kevin

A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.
Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
by VisibleKitten June 27, 2014
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Kevins-Beard

The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.

Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.

Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"

Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013
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Kevin Uchiha

A reincarnation of Itachi who sucks ass at making beats on Soundcloud but niggas like them

Is also really sus so be aware
Kevin uchiha: “blah blah blah nigga nigga made a beat check it”

Them: “bet”

Kevin Uchiha: “Ight thanks daddy”

Them: “Nigga gay
by Kevin Uchiha The Last January 14, 2019
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Kevin the minion

The greatest minion ever

But unfortunately he's gru's slave

#letkevinbefree
Today I met Kevin the minion
by WHYCROCCY June 8, 2018
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Kevin Guerra

He is too horny and addicted to fornite and he is gay
by GAYMANKEVINGUERRADUDE June 11, 2018
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Kevin George

Kevin George aka Baby Gorgeous is an alternative R&B/Hip-Hop artist. With hits like High Like This and She Don’t Love Me, KG has easily been crowned best music artist out of Connecticut this decade.
You heard of KG? Nah not Kevin Garnett bro... Kevin George.
by jasonamro6 April 16, 2019
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