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Kai

A gentleman. One of the funniest men you will meet. Can light up the room with his smile. Can be sarcastic but it makes him cuter. Girls chase him. A fucking GOD.
anon: hey, whats your name?

Kai: names kai

anon: FUCK ME IN THE ASS
by Emo Kai November 11, 2021
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Kai

kai is mega kai.
"Hey do you know kai?"
"Oh yea the mega gay one right"
by FOLLOWMEONIGATILIAN.WB June 18, 2021
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Yang Kai

Yang Kai is just another guy who doesn’t have much to say. He is a man of few words but big ambitions. He will care for you if you need someone to talk to. Even though he might be quiet in person, he’s a much different person in bed.
“OMG LOOK THATS YANG KAI. THERES ONE MORE AND HERES ANOTHER. HOW MANY YANG KAIS ARE THERE😍😍”
by reesesbox November 28, 2021
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Kai

Kai is the biggest fattest human on the planet. Kai stinks so bad that it's like you're at a garbage dumb when you're near him. He smells like he pissed his pants and the piss was made of rotten fish and old grandma balls. Your nostrils begin to close within 20 paces of his stench. Kai smells like an old homeless man who puked on himself ate the puke then shit it out and smeared it all over his body.
Dude I was at a party last night but kai was there and everyone stayed 15 feet from him the entire time cause he smelled so bad.
by Megan_thecutest March 1, 2022
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kai chun

Term used to describe someone who pointlessly probes into peoples affairs asking rhetorical questions about everything. He usually leaves people dumbfounded, annoyed and gasping for air five minutes into the conversation. To employers, he is known to throw them under the bus (in the presence of senior managers) and escape his seat to loiter around office like the guy in jungle book.
This guy is such a Kai Chun man! He doesnt work, goes for long breakfasts, annoys his boss to the point where she's threatened to lock him down to his chair with a ball and chain. He also walks around pointlessly in office questioning people about rubbish, asking them about their salary and comparing it with payscales in less prestigious companies.
by Friend_from_Different_Dep December 7, 2018
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kai

Got a super little dick, loves LeBron James so much, was born in New York but moved to Florida cause he was getting his ass beat. Has hella bitches but is hella faithful. He also LOVES LEBRON... He sleeps in his jersey and wears it everywhere , even showers with it.
“That guy loves LeBron, just like kai”
“See that pussy over there?? He look like a Kai”
“LMFAOO, On my mama yo ass got a shrimp dick, just like kai ass”
by maybenotmason June 2, 2020
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kai cenat rizz

When you have the unbelievable ability to attract any female on planet earth with BBC energy, derived from streamer Kai 'The Gnome' Cenat.
I can't believe you got Stacy, you got that kai cenat rizz!
by ipartlyenjoymonkeys October 31, 2023
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