by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010
Get the micheal jordan aint got shit on me!mug. #Good vibes 😎myswadi uain’tgotgoodgood vibenoirrrrrrandbyebuddybutanyways
by Pickle ,daddy March 24, 2021
Get the Karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jomug. Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."
Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Get the Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill typesmug. Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.
POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!
Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3
Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.
Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.
Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3
Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.
Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.
by Real But Right. October 23, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. girl 1: Jordan is such a nice guy and have seen his artwork
girl 2: you may have seen his artwork but have seen his dick its massive
girl 2: you may have seen his artwork but have seen his dick its massive
by Ayuwoki December 6, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by izKadeen October 6, 2019
Get the Jordan Moranmug. A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Jordanmug.